1. How did you get it?
2. Which version have you got?
3. What are your symptoms ?( and then before the answer comes proceed to list all the symptoms you had)
4. Do you know so-and-so died of it last week? He/she was perfectly ok in the morning and by evening they had to call the Sastrigal.
5. Are you checking saturation? Many of these gadgets show wrong reading by the way.
6. You should have thought of your aged mother before you went out and got this. How careless can you be?
7. Have you tried having rasam?
8. How are you feeling now (every one hour on WhatsApp)
9. Just be positive (that is what I am you &@%#*^)
10. Do you know there are people who don’t recover from the after effects for months on end?
11. I hope you did not tell anyone you got it? (Why? Is it the same as gonorrhoea?)
12. Have others in your family got it? Anyway they will. (What reassurance)
Excellently summed up — yes, you were a brilliant student at Delhi Poly technique college — if memory is OK– regards — n.k.majumder
Alas! Not brilliant. I merely did reasonably well. Also it was Delhi College of Engg by then
Questions listed are better than Chennai Corporation caller calling and bombarding even before RT PCR result is known to you and one is trying to figure out what actually happened. The Lab telesales caller who calls every now and then to ask what test you would like (as if it is Idli or Dosa had daily) will be very quiet when the result turns positive.
A few other questions :
1) Did you take vaccination ? If ‘Yes’, how many doses, which make and even after that how did you get it ? Why did not you not take the booster dose ? If ‘No’, how can one be so foolish or negligent that you and everyone should pay the price for it ?
2) Did you wear mask ? If ‘Yes’ which type and make ? Why did you not wear double mask ? Also, did you really wear it covering nose and lips (as if, one wear to cover the behinds). If ‘No’, how foolish and did you go out to breathe the virus into you to store it ?
3) Why did not you detect it even earlier on the first symptom ? I have not trained our pet yet to detect this before the lab or test kit can.
4) Let us hope it will be ‘Mild’ but I knew it when you said you going to visit Temple to break coconuts and how many people were with you then ?
5) Am shocked to learn about ‘your corona’ from the Notice pasted at the entrance to the building by Corporation folks and why did you not tell me before ?