A – Atmanirbhar – manage by yourself.
B – bed – something to look forward to at one time but now in short supply
C -comorbidity – what all news channels suffer from
D- doctors – what everyone is, on Covid
E – e pass – like Covid, someone you know has got it
F – fake news – the original Covid
G -gated community – a Covid hotspot
H – hair – what all celebrities have posted photos on Instagram (see I)
I – Instagram – social media platform where celebrities reiterate their existence
J – Jio – like Jeff Bezos, the only thing to do well during Covid
K – Koyamputthoor- a good diversionary tactic
L – lockdown – something that people undergo to give the virus a free run
M – masks – meant to be worn on forehead or around throat
N – new normal – the old abnormal
O -an alphabet the TN Govt made good use of as a diversionary tactic (see K)
P – public – everyone else but me
Q – quarantine – a better option than being admitted to a hospital
R – an alphabet that is lucky to begin your name with – ref Rathayatra, Remdesvir and Reliance
S -sanitiser – the new bathwater
T – twitter – through which our politicians reach out to us during this time of crisis
U – ultraviolet – as per President of the US, shining it through any orifice cured you of Covid (by killing you).
V – ventilator – you close these in homes and offices and get to breathe through them in hospitals
W – WHO, Webinar, WFH – you take your pick. WTF remains a good option for all times.
X – Xi Jinping – harbinger of bad luck
Y – Yoga -the only way to retain sanity
Z – zero cases – a state of Nirvana achieved by New Zealand
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